Quote from Nick in Fancyman, Part 1
Jess: But you've always wanted a thing. This could be your thing, like, the guy with no phone. Nick: Well, who is that guy? I don't want to be that guy. Jess: No, no, no, it's like mysterious. It's like, "I want to call Nick Miller." "You can't. He doesn't have a phone." "What?!" You can go all Ghost Protocol on everyone. Nick: See, that's cool. I mean, I always wanted to be a mole person.