Nick Quote #1287
Quote from Nick in Godparents
Nick: Hey, now we're both godparents.
Jess: What?
Schmidt: Nick, for the hundredth time, you are not Ruth's godfather.
Nick: Yes, I am, for the hundred and one time... first time.
Cece: First of all, Jews and Hindus do not have godparents. And even if we did, we would not choose you. Ruth is not a fan.
Nick: Ruth doesn't like me?
Schmidt: She sees you more as a dimwitted raccoon.
Nick: Well, my mind is blown. This is a game changer.
New Girl Quotes
‘Godparents’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Oh, no. Ruth hasn't been signed out. Um, excuse me. Um, have you seen Ruth? Brown hair, smile that would shake the earth, hates peas?
Girl: A white man broke in today.
Schmidt: A... a white man?! No! Well, what did security do about it?!
Girl: Nothing.
Schmidt: Typical!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: I'm excited. I shaved my entire body last night. I feel like I could ride the wind to work.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Hey, buddy. So, two things. Um, first of all, we're not welcome back in the class. And, second, they're billing you for all ten classes.
Winston: Jess, what if I'm not ready to be a father?
Jess: Winston, that was a fake baby. Real babies' heads don't come off like that.
Winston: Jess, I was in that class and it made me realize that this baby is coming. What happens when I'm in that hospital and I see my son's face for the first time, coming out of Aly's butt?