Nick: Hey, now we're both godparents.
Jess: What?
Schmidt: Nick, for the hundredth time, you are not Ruth's godfather.
Nick: Yes, I am, for the hundred and one time... first time.
Cece: First of all, Jews and Hindus do not have godparents. And even if we did, we would not choose you. Ruth is not a fan.
Nick: Ruth doesn't like me?
Schmidt: She sees you more as a dimwitted raccoon.
Nick: Well, my mind is blown. This is a game changer.