Schmidt Quote #1168
Quote from Schmidt in Last Thanksgiving
Schmidt: Well, congrats, Dad! Holiday's over! You ruined another Thanksgiving! I can't believe that you're seeing six women.
Jess: What's going on?
Nick: How do you run a vineyard?
Gavin: Not well. I'm seeing six women.
Robby: He tried to make it seven. I caught him making a move on Jess.
Schmidt: Again? Why is my father so sexual?
Winston: Why is he asking Chicago?
Nick: Good question.
Schmidt: You know what, Gavin, if this is who you really are, then you can forget about Thanksgiving and all the holidays and all the non-holidays. Pretty much what I'm talking about is every day.
New Girl Quotes
‘Last Thanksgiving’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: If we get her to take him back...
Nick: We'd be heroes.
Schmidt: That's right. [both laughing]
Nick: Look at that, Mom, I'm gonna be a hero.
Schmidt: Why are you looking up? Your mother is still alive.
Nick: I'm looking at Chicago.
Schmidt: You think Chicago is up?
Nick: It's north.
Quote from Robby
Winston: What you taking? Little boy blues? Yeah, I've been there. How many miggies you working with? Yeah, my pharmacist bumped me up to nine.
Robby: 1,400. Yeah. I have to take 18 pills an hour in a very specific order, and they virtually assured me that I will be addicted to them.
Quote from Nick
Winston: With the speed?! He like Mayweather with the knife!
Cece: Okay, what is going on? Because you don't even use a knife to eat a steak?
Nick: Well, my girl is coming. Of course my hands are dancing. These knives are a part of me like that, uh, scissor hand guy. What is his name again? Is it Rick Snip?