Schmidt: Well, congrats, Dad! Holiday's over! You ruined another Thanksgiving! I can't believe that you're seeing six women.
Jess: What's going on?
Nick: How do you run a vineyard?
Gavin: Not well. I'm seeing six women.
Robby: He tried to make it seven. I caught him making a move on Jess.
Schmidt: Again? Why is my father so sexual?
Winston: Why is he asking Chicago?
Nick: Good question.
Schmidt: You know what, Gavin, if this is who you really are, then you can forget about Thanksgiving and all the holidays and all the non-holidays. Pretty much what I'm talking about is every day.