Schmidt Quote #1135
Quote from Schmidt in Single and Sufficient
Schmidt: [to Jess] Perhaps you could find the perfect bun if... I don't know... You had your glasses.
Cece: Oh. Oh, you know... you know who else has glasses?
Jess: Six out of ten people in the developed world, including Robby and I?
Schmidt: Jess, just give over to it. We're happy for you. Use your yurt. You have a world-class yurt.
Cece: Yeah, and if this is about me and Robby dating years ago, trust me, it doesn't matter. We only did hand stuff, per his neurosis, [Schmidt groans] so you totally have my blessing.
Jess: Blessing for what?
Cece: This.
Schmidt: That.
New Girl Quotes
‘Single and Sufficient’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Robby: Oh, man. It's a really cool group, and we have our own motto.
Robby & Jess: "I'm single and I'm sufficient."
Schmidt: That's I-S-I-S. That's ISIS.
Cece: Th-that's ISIS.
Robby: Oh, my God.
Cece: You're asking people to join ISIS.
Robby: No, n-n-n-n-n-n-no.
Jess: As communication czar I should have caught that.
Quote from Robby
Jess: Actually, I'm gonna go with my group. We rented a van. It has a built-in microwave. We're all really stoked about it.
Schmidt: You're not making me feel any better about this group of strangers.
Jess: Well, it's not all strangers.
Robby: [enters] Some of them are friends! [laughing]
Cece: Robby?
Schmidt: My Robby?
Robby: Yeah. I got here way too early, so I've just been standing outside, kind of waiting for my opportunity to enter. How'd I do?
Quote from Nick
Nick: What happened to you?
Schmidt: The Pepperwood Chronicles, that's what happened to me.
Nick: So it's really that bad.
Schmidt: Nick. This book... is magnificent.
Nick: What?
Schmidt: Julius Pepperwood? A hard-boiled Chicago cop turned New Orleans detective, racing around on fan-boats, drowning that two-faced DA in a bucket of jambalaya.
Nick: Yeah. Right in the jambalaya.
Schmidt: Finding John F. Kennedy... alive?
Nick: That wasn't too far?
Schmidt: It's a masterpiece, Nick.