Jess Quote #885

Quote from Jess in The Right Thing

Val: Would it be putting you on the spot if I asked you to do one?
Jess: I think that wouldn't be appropriate.
Coach: Actually, yes. I feel like it's a little...
J.J. Watt: [all sing] Hot dogs Hot dogs...
Jess: Everybody loves hot dogs
Coach: Hot dogs
J.J. Watt: Dogs
Jess: Everybody's favorite treat is hot dogs
Coach: Hot dogs
J.J. Watt: Pretzels!

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 ‘The Right Thing’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Nick: So, you freaked out a little back there, didn't you? Not to use some popsicle psychology...
Schmidt: "Popsicle psychology"?
Nick: Yeah, it's pop psychology for short. 'Cause, you know, you eat the popsicle and you love it so much and then you're stuck holding the-the stick? You get it. you get it.

Quote from Aly

Aly: [hip-hop music playing] Hey, you want your bar mitzvah money? Tell me her name.
Schmidt: I don't remember.
Aly: I don't believe you!
Winston: Just relax. Relax. Here, Schmidt. Sip that. Want to hear the music again?
[hip-hop music playing] All right, there we go. Uh-huh. Yeah, you're 13 years old, everybody's feeling it...
[sings] Motown Philly's back again...
Aly: Enough. What was her name?!
Schmidt: Sharon Rosenberg!

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Where are we gonna get 20 grand from?
Nick: Well, we got the ten grand we made on the Swuit. Maybe do we have any rich friends we can borrow money from?
Schmidt: Well, let's think about it. There's the middle school vice principal, there's the cop, the gym teacher. Let's not forget about the community college student. Whew, lot of options.