Schmidt Quote #848
Schmidt: He's coming over. [salutes] Hello, sir.
Robert: First time in the lounge?
Schmidt: [chuckling] Uh... What's that, now? Come on. Why would you say that?
Robert: Because of all the pillow squeezing. I get it. I get it. I was like you once. Where are you from?
Schmidt: I'm from New York. Uh, Manhattan, of course. Mainly the money and museum district. I can see the Central Park horses defecating from my window.
Robert: [chuckles] That's funny. So can I. Robert Goodwin.
Schmidt: All right. Schmidt.
Robert: Mind if I sit? Please, go ahead.
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Schmidt: You know what they call you where I'm from? A dirty old bitch. Dirty old "biatch." "Biatch," just in general. 'Cause I ain't from Manhattan, sir. I'm from Long Island. 5-1-6, up in your lounge, sucka.
Robert: You better calm down, or you're gonna be kicked out of the...
Schmidt: Good, I don't want to be in this lounge. I don't want to be in any club that you're a part of.
Cece: Okay, am I missing something?
Schmidt: I don't want to be in any lounge or club that you're a part of, sir. You dirty old bitch, for good measure. 'Cause I'm from Long Island, I'll take the railroad... LIRR.
Robert: You're embarrassing yourself.
Schmidt: New York, Long Island. Billy Joel. Cece, let's roll.
Cece: Okay.
Schmidt: [grabs champagne glass] Nassau County. Billy Joel, one more time. "Piano Man." "Goodnight Saigon." That's a sad one. Cry about that, you dirty old bitch.
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Nick: You better learn how to ride a polo horse.
Winston: It's actually a polio horse. Uh, originally they were bred as helper horses for people with polio, but I don't think anything of what I just said was correct, so...
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Nick: Why we should've taken trains. The sky's too fickle. It's the play place for butterflies.