Quote from Schmidt in LAXMas
Schmidt: You know what they call you where I'm from? A dirty old bitch. Dirty old "biatch." "Biatch," just in general. 'Cause I ain't from Manhattan, sir. I'm from Long Island. 5-1-6, up in your lounge, sucka. Robert: You better calm down, or you're gonna be kicked out of the... Schmidt: Good, I don't want to be in this lounge. I don't want to be in any club that you're a part of. Cece: Okay, am I missing something? Schmidt: I don't want to be in any lounge or club that you're a part of, sir. You dirty old bitch, for good measure. 'Cause I'm from Long Island, I'll take the railroad... LIRR. Robert: You're embarrassing yourself. Schmidt: New York, Long Island. Billy Joel. Cece, let's roll. Cece: Okay. Schmidt: [grabs champagne glass] Nassau County. Billy Joel, one more time. "Piano Man." "Goodnight Saigon." That's a sad one. Cry about that, you dirty old bitch.