Schmidt Quote #740
Schmidt: The opportunity has not presented itself as I'd hoped it would, so I'm creating it now. When I say, "May our progeny bathe in the infinite glow," that's your cue. Now, what what did I just say? You repeat it so I know that you know the cue.
Violinist: May our pro- What?
Schmidt: What's wrong with you? Unbelievable.
Violinist: I don't know what you're saying.
Schmidt: I'll just say, "go," okay? When I say, "go," you start to play. And before she sees, just get behind get behind the vent. Get behind the vent.
New Girl Quotes
‘Cruise’ Quotes
Quote from Coach
Schmidt: You guys are getting back together?
Nick: We're not getting back together.
Schmidt: You're confusing everybody!
Nick: No, it was the grand romance package.
Jess: My God! They were, like, folding these towels. It was so sexy. You try folding towels like that and see if you don't get turned on.
Coach: Yeah, because they fold the towels like vaginas.
Winston: They're swans, dude.
Quote from Nick
Nick: What package would you recommend for two brothers looking for trouble?
Ship Employee: The grand romance package is nonrefundable.
Jess: Well, we're not doing that, so we're good.
Ship Employee: Are you sure? This includes over $600 of activities and...
Nick: We're gonna do it.
Jess: We're not doing it.
Nick: $600? That is 600 one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Guys, we're going on a cruise and you guys are coming with us.
Nick: And none of you have a choice. [Jess laughs]
Schmidt: A cruise? If I wanted to watch a heavy-set guy in sandals eating with his hands, I would've just posted up and watched Nick in the kitchen.