Jess Quote #628

Quote from Jess in Sister III

Nick: We basically sleep in each other's rooms every night, so what is the difference?
Jess: It's a really big difference. Because right now we're roommates but we're not living together. Not "living together." You know?
Nick: No.
Jess: Living together is a step. It's official. It's an official step in a relationship.
Nick: So the word "official" is the key.
Jess: Abby and Schmidt did it after one week. Come on. We have so much left to learn about each other, stuff you can only learn if you're crammed together in a small space and you can't get out. Just you and me. Four walls. No boundaries, no escape.
Nick: When you put it like that, it sounds amazing. And like prison.


 ‘Sister III’ Quotes

Quote from Nick

Nick: Reason 13: I like my stuff and I hate her stuff. Reason number 14: How am I ever gonna change my clothes?
Schmidt: You don't change in front of your girlfriend? You get naked in front of her.
Nick: Yes, but those are different things. When you're naked, you're powerful and it's glorious. When you're changing, you're hunched over and cowering, like an animal.
Schmidt: Animals don't wear clothes, Nick.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Is that why you guys are sorting through my garbage? I appreciate the concern, you guys, but Abby has changed.
Coach: Then how do you explain this?
Schmidt: I put my coffee grounds in a plastic bag so it doesn't get the rest of my trash dirty.
Coach: Really?
Cece: Yeah, he does that.
Coach: You got clean-ass trash, man. I don't even need gloves for this.
Schmidt: Quit sorting through my trash, Coach. You're messing it all up.

 Jess Day Quotes

Quote from The Hike

Jess: We're lost. Why did you let me chase a waterfall? You know what TLC says.

Quote from Eggs

Jess: Guess what I'm worried about? This sound. You know what that sound is? It's the sound of an empty uterus. I don't need test results to tell me that it is The Grapes of Wrath in there. It is 1930s Dust Bowl in there, Schmidt. And they're all walking with limps.