Winston Quote #294

Quote from Winston in Longest Night Ever

Winston: So, Bertie, have you always been a bus driver?
Bertie: I used to manage a shoe store. Then I, uh, quit, had a few dark years. Sold Christian T-shirts for a while.
Winston: Okay.
Bertie: Got my tubes tied. Not cheap.
Nick: This is a real honest conversation.
Winston: Shut up, Nick.
Bertie: Pulled myself out of that personal hell, and voila. You know, I like driving bus. Get to put whatever I want on the dash. Keeps the darkness away. You know?

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Schmidt: I can't mingle with this trash. I've been to the mountaintop.
Jess: Okay, look. Look at me. You are moving on. Now, where's the old Schmidt? When I moved into the loft, you used to pull so many ladies. You were legendary.
Schmidt: That year, uh, Hurricane Schmidt did-did demolish... a number of beach communities.
Jess: Right. All right, we're gonna go talk to this girl over here.
Schmidt: She's on a flip phone, Jess. I mean, she's either poor or a time traveler.

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Jess: Wait, that's so great for Cece. Coach is super hot. Wrong crowd. I see that now. Be that as it may, you blew it with Cece, so you have to be fine with this.
Schmidt: I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: I promise I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: 100% fine.
Nick: You're fine?
Schmidt: Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
Jess: Really?
Schmidt: It's good for Cece, it's good for Coach, it's good for America. Who knows? We might even get another Tiger Woods out of this situation. Wouldn't that be nice?