Schmidt Quote #610
Quote from Schmidt in Longest Night Ever
Coach: Yeah, I'm really nervous. Um... I mean, she's beautiful and she's super cool. And it's just, like... Like, you don't even know.
Schmidt: I 100% know.
Coach: Yes, you know. You know.
Schmidt: She stopped the wedding because of me, so I'm just saying. And then I ruined it 'cause I had my own thing.
Coach: Malia broke up with me and that kind of, like, threw my head for a loop, so I'm super vulnerable right now. It's like I don't know. Think I'm feeling kind of insecure.
Schmidt: Come on. You're Coach. You're the Coach. Yeah. You're the prize. Remember, you're the prize. [high-five] You're the prize.
Coach: I'm Coach!
Schmidt: Yeah, you're Coach. [high-five]
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Jess: Okay, look. Look at me. You are moving on. Now, where's the old Schmidt? When I moved into the loft, you used to pull so many ladies. You were legendary.
Schmidt: That year, uh, Hurricane Schmidt did-did demolish... a number of beach communities.
Jess: Right. All right, we're gonna go talk to this girl over here.
Schmidt: She's on a flip phone, Jess. I mean, she's either poor or a time traveler.
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Jess: Wait, that's so great for Cece. Coach is super hot. Wrong crowd. I see that now. Be that as it may, you blew it with Cece, so you have to be fine with this.
Schmidt: I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: I promise I am.
Jess: You are?
Schmidt: 100% fine.
Nick: You're fine?
Schmidt: Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
Jess: Really?
Schmidt: It's good for Cece, it's good for Coach, it's good for America. Who knows? We might even get another Tiger Woods out of this situation. Wouldn't that be nice?