Winston Quote #287
Quote from Winston in Longest Night Ever
Winston: Hey, Nick, um... Last night when Ferguson and I were in the shower, I had an epiphany. It's time to get back in the game. You know, meet some women. Human women.
Nick: Human? Is there any other kind?
Winston: Anyway, I was wondering if you'd watch Ferguson tonight while I go out for some drinks with some work buddies. Just for a little while. You just gotta give him a pill at 6:00.
Jess: We're having date night tonight.
Nick: Jess Winston wants to go out to meet human women. Without the cat.
Jess: Oh, yep, yep. Yep, yep. Nick will watch the cat. Question: Are those mouth pills or butt pills?
Winston: Just one pill. Just one butt pill.
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