Nick Quote #367
Nick: Check this out, Schmidt, you're gonna freak out. Hey, I'm presenting, I'm presenting it. And that ain't no rental. Get up here. This is owned and operated by Mr. Nick Miller. Little help from Sid.
Schmidt: You bought a Porta Potti?
[flashback:]
Salesman: This one has warm and cold water, real soap dispensers, a fan.
Nick: Too much. What's that?
Salesman: That's garbage.
Nick: Garbage ... that's what the nursing home said about my mattress. I'll take it.
[present:]
Nick: For 60 bucks, and they threw in something called "septic enzymes," which I don't know what that is, but you're not supposed to get it in your eyes, for sure. I'm a small business owner.
New Girl Quotes
‘TinFinity’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Hey, man, you watch Homeland? No? I'm in the first season, second episode. Don't spoil anything.
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: What up, guys?
Nick: Oh, "What's up, guys." You're just gonna walk over and say, "What's up, guys?"
Schmidt: Winston, does he think you're Omar Epps?
Quote from Jess
Cece: Okay, you know what? You need what I needed. You need a new guy, all right? Dating Shivrang helped me get past all the weird stuff with Schmidt.
Jess: I need the Anti-Nick.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: I need a real man, who can express his feelings, and I need a different mouth on my mouth. To erase that mouth.