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‘TinFinity’ Quotes

New Girl: TinFinity

218. TinFinity

Aired February 26, 2013

Schmidt and Nick throw a party to celebrate ten years of living together. Meanwhile, Cece is surprised how quickly things with Shivrang are moving.

Quote from Schmidt

Winston: What up, guys?
Nick: Oh, "What's up, guys." You're just gonna walk over and say, "What's up, guys?"
Schmidt: Winston, does he think you're Omar Epps?

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Quote from Winston

Winston: Hey, man, you watch Homeland? No? I'm in the first season, second episode. Don't spoil anything.

Quote from Jess

Cece: Okay, you know what? You need what I needed. You need a new guy, all right? Dating Shivrang helped me get past all the weird stuff with Schmidt.
Jess: I need the Anti-Nick.
Cece: Yeah.
Jess: I need a real man, who can express his feelings, and I need a different mouth on my mouth. To erase that mouth.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: This month marks Nick and my ten year anniversary of living together. Our "tin" anniversary.
Jess: Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.
Nick: I got dibs on Bert.
Schmidt: Dibs on Ernie.
Nick: Nice.
Schmidt: Cool, man. All right.

Quote from Jess

Jess: Did you know that the chemical symbol for tin is SN? Schmidt and Nick.
Schmidt: What?
Jess: Is no one else's mind blown by this?
Schmidt: That's it, our theme is TinFinity.

Quote from Nick

Nick: TinFinity. That's actually really good, Schmidt.
Schmidt: Yeah, it is.
Nick: Although, I really don't think two men who live together for ten years need a party.
Schmidt: Why must you always be like this?
Nick: Because you never let me participate in the planning.
Schmidt: I would love for you to participate.
Nick: Gah! That was a trick. I was trying to get out of it.

Quote from Cece

Jess: They're celebrating ten years of living together?
Cece: Why are we friends with these guys, Jess?
Jess: I...
Cece: What happened?
Jess: It's so weird to think that Nick is the last person I kissed. Actually, Schmidt's the last person I kissed.
Cece: Okay, what?
Jess: It was nothing. Nick was watching.
Cece: What is happening in this loft?

Quote from Jess

Jess: [to Cece] I wish I knew what was going on inside Nick's head. He's this, like, grumpy mystery.
Nick: Jess, are these open for anybody?
Jess: Yep.
Nick: Right on, thank you.
Jess: [to Cece] He can't communicate a feeling to save his life. But why can't I stop thinking about his mouth on my mouth?

Quote from Schmidt

Jess: What happened to the guys in this bar? They open up a bus station next door? Where are the real men?
Schmidt: I can't talk right now. I'm writing a strongly-worded e-mail to my florist.

Quote from Schmidt

Nick: Okay, I'm older now. I am wiser. I want to help plan my own party.
Schmidt: Okay, fine, I will give you balloons...
Nick: Oh, sweet, balloons are...and Porta Potties.
Nick: Porta Potties?! That sounds like a job for babies.
Schmidt: [shows pictures of porta potties] Does that look like a job for babies?
Nick: Oh, so this is a big job? I thought you were being disrespectful.
Schmidt: No!
Nick: Oh.
Schmidt: Where do you think people are gonna go to the bathroom?
Nick: I never thought of that
Schmidt: And you are now in charge of that, and if you dig a hole in a- in, in a dirt field, I'm gonna kill you.

Quote from Cece

Shivrang: So, good news. Um, my mom spoke to your mom last night, and they've given us their blessings.
Cece: So that means...
Shivrang: Well, now that the moms approve, when do you want to do this thing?
Cece: Is that a... that a proposal?
Shivrang: Oh, are, are you upset? I'm sorry, I... It's just, with arranged marriage, there isn't a lot of romance.
Cece: No, no, no, I'm s ... I'm sorry, actually. I think I'm just a little taken aback by how quick this all has been. I barely know you, and... I used to just think that if I was being proposed to, I would notice it was happening.
Shivrang: But we're doing this thing?
Cece: Maybe you could just stop saying "doing this thing."
Shivrang: Yup.

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: Hey, man. Rented out the whole park, so take your soccer someplace else.
Boy: Give us our ball back, you douche.
Schmidt: Hey, yeah, sure, no, I'll give you your ball back. Great. [punctures it] Pure tin, pure tin. Take your football back to Europe. [throws ball]
Boy: Really?
Schmidt: Who's the douche now, you douche "B"?

Quote from Jess

Jess: I'm getting that mouth on my mouth, and don't you try to stop me, you...
Nick: Look, clearly I have the upper hand when it comes to Jax.
Jess: Do you?
Nick: Oh, I do, because I know all about sports. Jess, you know nothing about sports.
Jess: Oh, what am I going to do? I guess I'll just have to use my eyes, hair, boobs, legs, and adorable personality. [chuckles] Fool.
Nick: I got, like, three of those things.

Quote from Schmidt

Nick: These are amazing. You also got tablecloths? I feel so fancy. How much did you spend on this, Schmidt?
Schmidt: Ah, Nicholas, I have what's called an income, you know.

Quote from Nick

Nick: Check this out, Schmidt, you're gonna freak out. Hey, I'm presenting, I'm presenting it. And that ain't no rental. Get up here. This is owned and operated by Mr. Nick Miller. Little help from Sid.
Schmidt: You bought a Porta Potti?
[flashback:]
Salesman: This one has warm and cold water, real soap dispensers, a fan.
Nick: Too much. What's that?
Salesman: That's garbage.
Nick: Garbage ... that's what the nursing home said about my mattress. I'll take it.
[present:]
Nick: For 60 bucks, and they threw in something called "septic enzymes," which I don't know what that is, but you're not supposed to get it in your eyes, for sure. I'm a small business owner.

Quote from Nick

Nick: What's going on, Sid? Did you tell 'em that ours works? Hey, guys, this is available, no line.
Sanders: That Porta Potti looks weird, Nick.
Nick: What?
Sanders: It looks a little, looks a little weird.
Nick: You look a little weird, Sanders. Why don't you wipe your butt with a little strawberry crepe, you little whiner?

Quote from Schmidt

Cece: You remember Shivrang?
Schmidt: Shivrang, what is up, my man? Welcome to America. Listen, just a little heads up, we're serving cow-meat tacos tonight, so...
Shivrang: You mean beef.
Schmidt: Cow meat, Shivrang.
Shivrang: [to Cece] I'm not crazy. It is beef, right?

Quote from Schmidt

Nick: Hey, I'm sorry about Cece, man.
Schmidt: I know it sounds kind of cheesy, but I always thought that I was gonna be the man to bone Cece for the rest of her life.
Nick: I think we all did, buddy.


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