Jess Quote #345
Jess: Where is your girlfriend?
Nick: I blew it. She's so out there and adventurous, and not afraid, and... She's probably bored of me already. I mean, she doesn't want to be here.
Jess: Does Angie ever do anything she doesn't want to do?
Nick: No.
Jess: What's wrong with a girl that's fearless? I think that could be good for you, especially since you're such a chicken. [clucks]
Nick: Don't.
Jess: Go get her.
New Girl Quotes
‘Santa’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Jess.
Jess: Yes. Yes, my love.
Winston: Honey, we both know we have been unhappy for far too long. I am not just a vehicle you get to ride to Pleasure Town. Be gone, honky! [throws drink at Jess] This is for your own good. Say good-bye to paradise, honey!
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: You would've been my nightmare. We were on very strict instructions from Rabbi Schmulie not to say a word until the last Christian kid found out about Santa Claus. Ruining Christmas, very bad for our brand.
Quote from Winston
Winston: It was Black Santa.
Schmidt: Santa Claus isn't even real.
Winston: We got a Black president, we got a Black Santa Claus.
Schmidt: It was not Black Santa Claus! What a ... that's ludicrous.
Winston: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Now, what is he doing? He should be at home getting ready.
Jess: I believe. I believe Sam and I want to go see him.
Winston: To the Black North Pole!