Winston Quote #150

Quote from Winston in Santa

Winston: Jess.
Jess: Yes. Yes, my love.
Winston: Honey, we both know we have been unhappy for far too long. I am not just a vehicle you get to ride to Pleasure Town. Be gone, honky! [throws drink at Jess] This is for your own good. Say good-bye to paradise, honey!

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 ‘Santa’ Quotes

Quote from Schmidt

Schmidt: You would've been my nightmare. We were on very strict instructions from Rabbi Schmulie not to say a word until the last Christian kid found out about Santa Claus. Ruining Christmas, very bad for our brand.

Quote from Winston

Winston: It was Black Santa.
Schmidt: Santa Claus isn't even real.
Winston: We got a Black president, we got a Black Santa Claus.
Schmidt: It was not Black Santa Claus! What a ... that's ludicrous.
Winston: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. Now, what is he doing? He should be at home getting ready.
Jess: I believe. I believe Sam and I want to go see him.
Winston: To the Black North Pole!

Quote from Nick

Angie: You know, to be completely honest, when I first met you, I didn't think that you could handle this.
Nick: Handle what? The fact that you're a stripper?
Angie: Me being... Yeah.
Nick: Are you kidding? Me?
Angie: Yeah. Is it good? You're sweating a little bit.
Nick: You know what, lady, I was born on the wrong side of the tracks. I've had tetanus thrice in my life.