Robby Quote #1
Schmidt: I'm Schmidt. I, too, was a sexual partner of Cece. Welcome to the party.
Robby: Thank you for having me. Let me just tell you this is a very impressive party. There's speakers everywhere. There's one over there. I saw two on the back wall. Oh, there's one right there. Didn't see that one before.
Schmidt: Yeah, there's a lot of speakers. Lot of... Lots of speakers. Yeah. So, so what's your deal? I mean, do you vacation in Europe ever?
Robby: No. You know, I've never left California in my life.
Schmidt: You in a band?
Robby: I don't, I don't like music. What's up with me, you know?
Schmidt: You work for Goldman then?
Robby: For who?
Schmidt: This feels good. I'm gonna go.
Robby: Congratulations on your penis, man.
New Girl Quotes
‘Re-Launch’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: But if there's anything that majoring in marketing with a minor in theater studies has taught me, it's that everybody has a brand. Nick, your brand is gypsy alcoholic handyman. Winston, your brand is Winston. Nicholas, Winstoniel, I'm staging an event to relaunch the Schmidt brand. It's going to happen this Saturday night, and it is going to be epic.
Nick: You're having a party to tell girls you're ready to have sex again?
Schmidt: Not a party; A rebranding event.
Nick: Please tell me there's not a theme.
Schmidt: There most certainly is a theme ... it is a secret that will be announced on the night.
Nick: I bet it's danger.
Schmidt: No, you're... you're wrong. It's not danger. It'll be announced on the night.
Nick: I really think It's going to be danger.
Winston: I'm going to go with danger.
Schmidt: Come on, man, it's not danger. Stop guessing danger.
Quote from Jess
Nick: How you doing, kid?
Jess: Great. My boobs are loving this unemployed thing. They don't have to go to boob jail every day. [laughs] Job hunt is on. This hospital Web site says I can earn up to $700, and all I have to do is be infected with dengue fever.
Quote from Schmidt
Jess: Hi. I got laid off.
Nick: What? Are you serious?
Winston: Oh, my God. What happened?
Schmidt: Obama.