Cece Quote #27
Quote from Cece in Fancyman, Part 2
Schmidt: It's been two hours. This is officially crazy. Also, I have to go to the bathroom.
Cece: Just pee yourself.
Schmidt: So you'd rather sit in my urine for the rest of the car ride than admit to Winston that we're sleeping together?
Cece: Yep, absolutely. Don't even have to think about it. I don't want to ruin what we have, okay? Because if people find out, they're gonna have a lot of questions, like, "Cece, why are you sleeping with him?" And, "Seriously, why?"
Schmidt: You think we have something to ruin?
Cece: Earlier, I was dressed as a sex-cretary. And I was wearing shoulder pads. So I obviously must like sleeping with you.
Schmidt: A secre-tarty.
Cece: Shut... up.
New Girl Quotes
‘Fancyman, Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Jess
Jess: Um, how good are the Beatles?
Russell: Beatles are the best.
Jess: Were you so upset when they broke up?
Russell: I would have been, but I was one.
Jess: [chuckles] Well, you're not one any more. How's your prostate?
Russell: Uh...
Jess: I had my breast exam last week, and, like, they're fine. It's just boob in there, but we have to be careful. Our bodies are decaying.
Quote from Schmidt
Winston: Mind if I borrow your car to take Shelby to the airport?
Schmidt: Oh, I don't have a car, Winston.
Winston: Hey, Schmidt, uh, you mind if I use the, uh, "man-bulance"?
Schmidt: The man-bulance is resting. He needs to get ready for the corporate team-building retreat on Monday.
Winston: That's cool. I'm sure the man-bulance couldn't handle all of Shelby's luggage anyway.
Schmidt: What the hell is wrong with you, Winston? The man-bulance could fit the luggage of nine Shelbys. It has the towing capacity of a thousand Shelbys. You know what? Here you go, Winston. [hands him the keys] There you go. Enjoy luxury.
Winston: All good, man. I got your second set, so thank you.
Schmidt: How'd you get my second set of keys?
Quote from Jess
Jess: Nick, your houseguest is urinating in the bathroom Tony the Tiger style.
Schmidt: Naked with a kerchief?
Jess: What?
Schmidt: Naked with a kerchief.
Jess: No, what do you call top, no pants?
Schmidt: Oh, that's like a Winnie the Pooh or a Paddington.
Winston: Honey the Smacks Frog.
Schmidt: There's a Donald the Duck. I guess pretty much any kind of bear except for Yogi 'cause that's naked with a tie.
Winston: Alvin, Simon, Theodore.
Jess: I saw his entire butt.