Jess Quote #34
Jess: Oh, hi. Schmidt is very fond of you.
Brooke: Um, look, I..I don't know...I don't even know him that well, okay?
Jess: Oh, I'm just cutting off my underwear, you know, girl stuff. [groans] Ah. So tight. Well, it's been really nice chatting with you but I've got a pretend boyfriend to hunt down, I think he's cheating on me [brandishing a palette knife] and don't break Schmidt's heart, or you'll have me to deal with.
New Girl Quotes
‘Wedding’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: The chocolate fountain, it reminds me of the one in Tuscany, you ever been?
Brooke: Yeah, I was just there for New Year's, where's the chocolate fountain?
Schmidt: I don't know, I've never been, I'm just fascinated with the culture.
Quote from Nick
Schmidt: Oh, oh there's Brooke.
Jess: Who's Brooke?
Nick: He's been into her since freshman year. She used to get drunk and pass out on our front porch. It was like having a hot, alcoholic cat.
Schmidt: I'd always leave water out for her.
Quote from Winston
Winston: Yo, let's go, we can't be late, I am in the wedding.
Nick: You're the usher, so relax.
Winston: Yeah, I'll be busy. That way I won't have to sit around answering a bunch of stupid questions all day, like, "Do you have a job?", "Are you still playing basketball?". Does it look like I'm still playing overseas basketball?
Schmidt: What is the matter with you?
Winston: This is the first job I've had in, like, two months, dude, and I really just want get in there and ush this wedding in the face!