Cece Quote #1
Jess: Oh, what am I doing? I can't go on a date, what if it's horrible, what if I have nothing to talk about?
Cece: Then you go to the bathroom and you call me and you tell me all about it.
Jess: Maybe I just shouldn't go.
Cece: Babe, you got hurt, that doesn't mean you stop trying. Okay? Okay. Let's go, come on. You gotta take off those overalls.
Jess: I was going for, like a, like a hot farmer's daughter kinda thing, you know like. "Oh, I'm to go milk my cows, with my bucket."
Cece: Take 'em off.
Jess: Okay, what am I going to wear?
New Girl Quotes
‘Pilot’ Quotes
Quote from Nick
Waitress: I'm sorry. We're gonna have to ask you to give up the table.
Jess: Um, can I please just stay, just a little bit longer?
Nick: [rushes in with the guys] We're here. Yup. We're here, Jess! We're here.
Schmidt: We're here for the date, the date thing.
Waitress: You're all on a date?
Nick: Yeah we are. We're her boyfriends. We are reverse Mormons. One man just isn't enough for her.
Quote from Jess
Jess: So, you know in horror movies when the girl's like, "Oh my God, there's something in the basement. Let me just run down there in my underwear and see what's going on in the dark", and you're like, "What is your problem? Call the police", and she's like "Okay" but it's too late because she's already getting murdered. Well, uh, my story's kind of like that.
Quote from Jess
Jess: Hello? I came home early.
Spencer: Jess. What-
Jess: Who's Jess? You're talking to...Tiger Boobs. [takes off her coat]
Spencer: Oh...
Jess: [sings] I'm doing sexy things with the pillow.
Spencer: This-
Jess: I'm doing sexy stuff to the plant right here.
Spencer: Woah, okay.
Jess: I'll pick that up later. [sings] Who's that girl? Who's that girl? [spins around naked] It's Jess!