Schmidt Quote #1344
Quote from Schmidt in Engram Pattersky
Schmidt: Nicholas, I have been giving you that lotion every year since we met.
Nick: I know.
Schmidt: I wanted you to experience soft feet for once in your life, and you... and you lied to me.
Nick: What did you want me to do? I had just met you when you first gave it to me. Then you actually gave me the lotion again the following year. And the lie got on top of me. And now I got all these bottles of lotion and I don't even know how to do this stuff.
Schmidt: You don't know how to "do" foot lotion?
Nick: What if I put it on and my feet get... I don't know, too wet and creamy?
Schmidt: Has everything been a lie? Has this whole relationship...?
Nick: Don't call it a relationship, it's a friendship.
Schmidt: Don't belittle what we have by calling it a friendship.
Nick: No, please.
Schmidt: Oh, we don't love each other in Chicago. We're just friends.
Nick: Please, just get over this and help me pack.
Schmidt: Sure. You've lied to me for years, but let's just ignore it so I can help you pack while humoring your wife pretending to care.
New Girl Quotes
‘Engram Pattersky’ Quotes
Quote from Winston
Winston: Gotcha! [laughs] Prank Sinatra, baby!
Cece: What?
Schmidt: I don't get it. The truck is the prank? What, did you pay the rental fee? Winston, that's just nice.
Winston: You didn't have to move.
Nick: Yes, we did have to move, you idiot. We got evicted.
Jess: What is he talking about?
Nick: I have no idea.
Winston: Engram Pattersky. If you rearrange those letters, what does it spell?
Jess: "My greatest prank."
Winston: My greatest prank!
Quote from Cece
Cece: I really miss the old days when I would just drop in every now and then and pick up a suitcase or something.
Quote from Winston
Jess: Wait, are you Engram Pattersky? Winston, you were in the loft when all of the notices slid under the door.
Winston: I had some help.
[flashback to Sadie sliding a flyer under the door:]
Sadie: Thanks for the wedding invite. I work at that hospital.
[flashback to Dr. Foster and Biology Teacher sliding a flyer under the door:]
Both: One, two, three, slide.
Dr. Foster: Winston was right. This was a two-man job.
Biology Teacher: Hell yeah.
[present:]
Jess: But I checked. Everyone's getting evicted. They're turning it into a non-residential space.
Winston: Oh, who did you check with?
Jess: I hope it was someone important.
[flashback:]
Fawn Moscato: [on the phone] Sorry, Jess. Nothing I can do about zoning laws. My hands are tied. [whispers to Winston:] Write the check. [on the phone] Oh. Uh-huh. [to Winston] Add a zero.
Winston: Yeah, okay.