Winston Quote #801
Aly: Maybe as an icebreaker we tell your mom about the time we actually arrested Jay Leno for jaywalking.
Winston: One small thing-- it's a footnote, really-- my mom don't know I'm a cop.
Aly: What? Winston, why?
Winston: She's a-a protective single mom. She's always freaked out at the tiniest thing.
[flashback:]
Charmaine: My baby! I turn my head for one second. Lord, where is my baby?! Wh...
Winston: I went to look at bikes.
Charmaine: Oh!
[present:]
Winston: She still thinks I'm in sports radio. I still record shows for her. You got to promise not to blow my cover.
Aly: Wait, what are you doing?
Winston: I have so much police stuff. Now, I realize you're getting caught up in a lie against your will, but... my mom is coming to see you, okay? It won't even come up. But if it does, you're my producer.
Aly: Bishop!
Winston: I'm-a hide that.
Aly: [to herself] I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him...
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