Quote from Winston in Misery
Aly: Maybe as an icebreaker we tell your mom about the time we actually arrested Jay Leno for jaywalking. Winston: One small thing-- it's a footnote, really-- my mom don't know I'm a cop. Aly: What? Winston, why? Winston: She's a-a protective single mom. She's always freaked out at the tiniest thing. [flashback:] Charmaine: My baby! I turn my head for one second. Lord, where is my baby?! Wh... Winston: I went to look at bikes. Charmaine: Oh! [present:] Winston: She still thinks I'm in sports radio. I still record shows for her. You got to promise not to blow my cover. Aly: Wait, what are you doing? Winston: I have so much police stuff. Now, I realize you're getting caught up in a lie against your will, but... my mom is coming to see you, okay? It won't even come up. But if it does, you're my producer. Aly: Bishop! Winston: I'm-a hide that. Aly: [to herself] I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him...