Nick Quote #1167
Reagan: Uh, we just need 'em by tonight for his big reading.
Nick: Excuse me, did you say "big..." A big reading tonight?
Reagan: Yeah.
Jess: Well, that sounds... public.
Reagan: Well, I mean, he's got to do a reading to sell the book. Is that bad?
Nick: Is that bad? No, it's good. I get... I get to do a reading tonight in front of people.
Reagan: Yeah.
Nick: I get to read in front of a bunch of people who are gonna judge me. This is not bad. This is good. This is... [exhales]
Jess: See, this is another thing that Nick does when he's upset.
Reagan: At least he's not running.
[Nick knocks over furniture as he jumps up and heads for the door]
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Quote from Reagan
Reagan: I am never gonna figure him out. I feel like I found a forest baby, and I don't know when it's hungry or in pain or afraid of the kitchen light.
Jess: I know. [chuckles] Nick is just an enigma wrapped up in a bunch of Chicago Bears crap. You need the help of a seasoned vet.
Quote from Cece
Schmidt: So many marital problems we have. My baby's got a real sweet tooth. Just the other day, she ate an entire sleeve of pecan sandies and punched the top right off of a parking meter. It was the craziest thing I've ever seen. [Cece clears her throat] She yells at me constantly and... There's one time where she tipped over a table.
Cece: He gambled away another paycheck.
Aly: Oh, no!
Schmidt: It's the ponies. I'm addicted.
Aly: Right, right, right.
Cece: It's true. All the money that he wins on gambling, he puts up his nose.
Schmidt: Oh.
Aly: It's cocaine now, as well.
Schmidt: Love me the ca-caine. Feel invisible when I do it.
Aly: This feels like some sort of weird foreplay. I'm out of here.
Quote from Winston
Cece: Little Winnie is growing up. First he's a husband and then maybe one day he could be a father...
Winston: One day? [chuckles] I am a father.
Schmidt: It's a cat, Winston.
Winston: He's my blood.