Winston Quote #674
Quote from Winston in Homecoming
Nick: Aw, the train! What terrible timing. You're gonna miss the show. What a drag!
Winston: It's crazy, man.
Charles Boyle: This is amazing. Do you guys need volunteers? Because I'll do it. I was just telling my son how I've always dreamed of being a busker.
Winston: Well, guess what. [chuckles] You have just introduced yourself to the best buskers in the business.
Woman: [over P.A.] Ladies and gentlemen, due to a signal problem at 51st Street all trains are currently delayed. Thank you for your patience.
Nick: What do we do now, Winston?
Winston: [chuckles] We are about to busk, baby. Okay, you're busking with the best! In the most unbelievable, I said inconceivable, unthinkable, unbelievable, also unthinkable...
Charles Boyle: Are you stalling?
Winston: [chuckles] In what world? In-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in-in... [stammering] What-what-what-what-what-what-what-what-what-what...
New Girl Quotes
‘Homecoming’ Quotes
Quote from Cece
Cece: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cece Schmidt. So if any of you have anything else you'd like to say to my husband, I will drag you outside and we will handle this L.A. style. I will take you to the corner of Fairfax and La Brea. [crowd booing]
Winston: Those are parallel streets.
Nick: I'm not telling her that.
Louise: That's my daughter! We have to leave. Where's my car?
Jess: Even though your car is definitely here, it's a beautiful night... let's walk.
Winston: Okay, look, she clearly did something weird with your car, but I got something. Trust us.
Cece: Sepulveda! La Cienega, bitches. El Matador beach.
Schmidt: You're just naming places in Southern California.
Cece: Nickel Canyon!
Quote from Coach
Jess: God, it's a perfect fall New York day. I'm almost sorry we're leaving.
Coach: What the hell is going on? Were you not gonna call me? How long you been here?
Nick: We literally just got here.
Jess: Well, we were gonna go...
Schmidt: I had a, uh...
Coach: If I wasn't... If I didn't just run into you, you guys would have just been... The only reason I'm not pissed... it's because I've been in L.A. like five times. So... we're good. [all cheering] I've got other friends.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Um... [clears throat] Excuse me, Marissa, I'm very sorry. I... I would just be remiss if I let this moment pass me by. You know, I'm a lucky man. Because I wouldn't be the man that I am today if it weren't for the experiences that I've had right here. So, thank you... for being the worst that humankind has to offer. That includes Harvey Levin and every cast member that's ever been on The Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Thank you for showing me that athletic apparel is something that should never be worn outside the house, you chubby-thumbed pickle hoarders. And in conclusion, you're all ugly. I make money. You just got roasted by the California Kid. I did it! [silence] [Nick applauds]
Marissa: Oh, you sure do talk a lot when your mouth isn't full... Great Neck. [laughter] Thank you, Schmidt. Boy, that was real embarrassing for you, huh?