Winston: Thanks for coming to my annulment, guys.
Cece: Yeah, well, we should get to know your ex-wife.
Schmidt: Yeah, like, did she make that mask of my face, or does she have a mask guy?
Winston: Rhonda's in here. Is it weird that I'm a little nervous?
Schmidt: Yes.
Cece: Yeah.
Winston: Rhonda. Will you make me the most hilarious man in the world by being my ex... [all screaming]
Cece: Come on!
Schmidt: Rhonda's a boy! Rhonda's a boy!
Winston: You ain't Rhonda.

Winston: Wait, so we're still married.
Cece: Yeah.
Winston: But then how... but then how you gon... we were... we were co-pranksters. How you gonna prank your co-prankster?
Schmidt: Hmm... I get it. I finally get the prank now, man. You got Rhonda'd.

Jess: I made Billy my baby. I made that little bitch a bottle, right guys?
Sam: You did a great job, honey.
Nick: You did awesome.
Schmidt: What a terrific hybrid vehicle. I'm glad that the previous owner scraped off all the "Co-exist" bumper stickers.

Winston: Sorry, that was my divorce lawyer.
Jess: What?!
Winston: Yeah, it's been a day. So I got married. Then my wife was shipped overseas. And I remain married.
Jess: What? Who? When? How? What?
Cece: Yeah, he married Rhonda. As a prank.
Nick: Wait, you're really married, Winston?
Sam: I-I'm not sure I understand the prank.
Schmidt: The prank is, is that Winston's on the hook to send care packages to Germany for the next six months. Rhonda'd.
Winston: Guys, let's just celebrate how hilarious my situation is, and in a very real way, don't tell my mama.