Nick: Okay. I got you a little something. It's just to trade with. It's currency in there. I don't know.
Jess: Oh, that's so sweet, Nick. Um, but you know I'm not going to prison, right?
Nick: As long as you're free right here, you're never in prison.
Schmidt: I bought you this burner from an unmarked storefront in Koreatown. I believe it's small enough to conceal in the waistband of your underpants.
Jess: Oh, thank you, but...
Winston: It's four walls. They can't hold you, though.
Cece: Make friends with big ladies.
Winston: Keep your head up.
Jess: [chuckles] Okay.
Schmidt: Make sure to put, uh, toilet tissue down on the toilet seat.
Nick: Never sleep.
Jess: Thanks.
Schmidt: Make your toothbrush into a shiv.
Nick: Everything's a weapon.
Winston: See, hate put you in there, but love gonna bust you out.
Schmidt: Don't be afraid to put two layers of toilet tissue down.