Quote from Schmidt in Jury Duty
Nick: Okay. I got you a little something. It's just to trade with. It's currency in there. I don't know. Jess: Oh, that's so sweet, Nick. Um, but you know I'm not going to prison, right? Nick: As long as you're free right here, you're never in prison. Schmidt: I bought you this burner from an unmarked storefront in Koreatown. I believe it's small enough to conceal in the waistband of your underpants. Jess: Oh, thank you, but... Winston: It's four walls. They can't hold you, though. Cece: Make friends with big ladies. Winston: Keep your head up. Jess: [chuckles] Okay. Schmidt: Make sure to put, uh, toilet tissue down on the toilet seat. Nick: Never sleep. Jess: Thanks. Schmidt: Make your toothbrush into a shiv. Nick: Everything's a weapon. Winston: See, hate put you in there, but love gonna bust you out. Schmidt: Don't be afraid to put two layers of toilet tissue down.