Schmidt: Leslie, I can't believe you pulled this off.
Leslie: Every morning I just Google "house" and sometimes stuff comes up.
Jess: Guys, look at us. You guys are married. Winston, you're in love, Nick's in a serious relationship of his own, and I am a truly excellent friend.
Man: Why are you looking at my house?
Schmidt: Hello, sir, how are you? We're the ones who are buying your home.
Man: I'm not selling my house.
Schmidt: What?
Leslie: Oh, maybe that's why there's no sign. Maybe I got the address wrong.
Schmidt: I mean... What are you ta... how did we get into the house? We walked through it three times.
Man: What?
Schmidt: What?
All: What?