Schmidt Quote #1116
Quote from Schmidt in House Hunt
Schmidt: Leslie, I can't believe you pulled this off.
Leslie: Every morning I just Google "house" and sometimes stuff comes up.
Jess: Guys, look at us. You guys are married. Winston, you're in love, Nick's in a serious relationship of his own, and I am a truly excellent friend.
Man: Why are you looking at my house?
Schmidt: Hello, sir, how are you? We're the ones who are buying your home.
Man: I'm not selling my house.
Schmidt: What?
Leslie: Oh, maybe that's why there's no sign. Maybe I got the address wrong.
Schmidt: I mean... What are you ta... how did we get into the house? We walked through it three times.
Man: What?
Schmidt: What?
All: What?
New Girl Quotes
‘House Hunt’ Quotes
Quote from Schmidt
Cece: Let's go to the bank.
Schmidt: Let's do it. You know what, actually, I just want to use the cooktop first. Make an egg.
Cece: Honey, where are you gonna get an egg?
Schmidt: Got two eggs right here. Got a pan right here. Think I'm gonna buy a house and not make an egg first?
Quote from Aly
Winston: [on video call] As I was saying, I never felt love like this. I really miss your lips on mine.
Aly: Babe, it's just a two month FBI training program. I had a major breakthrough this week. I perfected my "keep vamping, we've almost traced the call" gesture.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: [phone chimes] Damn it! This is an alert? I did not need to know that the Riblet sandwich is back. How long does it take to respond to a house offer?
Cece: Breathe, okay? We will find out about the house when we find out about the house.
Schmidt: You're right.