Quote from Schmidt in House Hunt
Schmidt: Leslie, I can't believe you pulled this off. Leslie: Every morning I just Google "house" and sometimes stuff comes up. Jess: Guys, look at us. You guys are married. Winston, you're in love, Nick's in a serious relationship of his own, and I am a truly excellent friend. Man: Why are you looking at my house? Schmidt: Hello, sir, how are you? We're the ones who are buying your home. Man: I'm not selling my house. Schmidt: What? Leslie: Oh, maybe that's why there's no sign. Maybe I got the address wrong. Schmidt: I mean... What are you ta... how did we get into the house? We walked through it three times. Man: What? Schmidt: What? All: What?