Winston: [to Furguson] Well, these people were about to throw away a perfectly good mug. Full disclosure, it used to be a sex mug. But now it's a cat mug. Nothing wrong with us.

Jess: Showtime! Hit it, Schmidt!
Schmidt: Huh? Oh. [plays "Theme from New York, New York" by Frank Sinatra]
Jess: Nick, where's your Donald Trump wig?
Nick: It's here.
Jess: Ugh. This was not my vision. I specifically said "dazzle."
Nick: You said "razzle-dazzle," and we said, "We don't want to do that."
Schmidt: Yeah, we told you this is not what he would want.
Coach: This isn't how men say good-bye.
Winston: Live from New York, it's Coach's good-bye!
Jess: Yeah, show's over.
Winston: We ain't doing this?