Adrian Monk Quote #1504
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Adrian Monk: Hello.
Hal Tucker: Adrian.
Adrian Monk: Who is your friend?
Hal Tucker: What are you doing here?
Adrian Monk: Does he work for the phone company? 'Cause your phone must be broken. I've been calling and calling.
Hal Tucker: Okay, I'm sorry. I've just been really busy.
Adrian Monk: I will not be toyed with, Hal!
Michael Kin: Look, we were just having dinner.
Adrian Monk: Where? Where, Scotty's Pub? Were you in our booth? Hal, look. I bought tickets for us. Got, uh, Disney On Ice. That's, like, animals ice skating, I think. And, uh, women's volleyball, and something called Pearl Jam. I just want another chance. Whatever I did, I take it back. I can change. I can... change. I've never actually done it, but I'd like to give it a try.
Michael Kin: He doesn't like hard rock.
Adrian Monk: You! Don't know the first thing about Hal, so don't pretend you do. How does he like his hamburgers? Huh? Didn't hear that. Medium rare! Can you name three of his shirts? 'Cause I can. The turquoise one, the yellow one, and the one he's wearing now.
Hal Tucker: Adrian, come on. We had some laughs, but to tell the truth, we don't really have that much in common.
Adrian Monk: He wets his bed.
Michael Kin: What?
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Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: Ah, here. Hey, you're, ah, you're missin' two eggs here.
Adrian Monk: No, no. I only buy ten at a time. I know, it's crazy.
Hal Tucker: No, it makes perfect sense to me.
Adrian Monk: It does?
Hal Tucker: Yeah, I mean, why have a decimal system if you're not gonna use it? Ten at a time, it's brilliant. I mean, why 12?
Adrian Monk: Exactly. Twelve's so arbitrary.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Hal Tucker: What's this?
Adrian Monk: That's bubble wrap. Protect the apple.
Hal Tucker: Did they do this for you?
Adrian Monk: No, no. I bring my own. They- They always tease me about it.
Hal Tucker: Yeah, well, who's laughing now? Look at that thing. It's perfect. Where as mine it's all bruised and scuffed up. You're a genius.
Adrian Monk: I don't know about genius.
Hal Tucker: I like your style, ya know? You know, you play by your own rules.
Adrian Monk: That's one way of lookin' at it, I guess.
Quote from Natalie
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days.
Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him?
Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends.
Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend.
Adrian Monk: Because I pay you!
Natalie: You don't pay me that much.