Adrian Monk: Hello.
Hal Tucker: Adrian.
Adrian Monk: Who is your friend?
Hal Tucker: What are you doing here?
Adrian Monk: Does he work for the phone company? 'Cause your phone must be broken. I've been calling and calling.
Hal Tucker: Okay, I'm sorry. I've just been really busy.
Adrian Monk: I will not be toyed with, Hal!
Michael Kin: Look, we were just having dinner.
Adrian Monk: Where? Where, Scotty's Pub? Were you in our booth? Hal, look. I bought tickets for us. Got, uh, Disney On Ice. That's, like, animals ice skating, I think. And, uh, women's volleyball, and something called Pearl Jam. I just want another chance. Whatever I did, I take it back. I can change. I can... change. I've never actually done it, but I'd like to give it a try.
Michael Kin: He doesn't like hard rock.
Adrian Monk: You! Don't know the first thing about Hal, so don't pretend you do. How does he like his hamburgers? Huh? Didn't hear that. Medium rare! Can you name three of his shirts? 'Cause I can. The turquoise one, the yellow one, and the one he's wearing now.
Hal Tucker: Adrian, come on. We had some laughs, but to tell the truth, we don't really have that much in common.
Adrian Monk: He wets his bed.
Michael Kin: What?