Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk Makes a Friend
Adrian Monk: Why doesn't he call? It's been two and a half days. Julie Teeger: Why don't you call him? Adrian Monk: I did. I left 14 messages. I must have said something. Done something. I came on too strong. Scared him off. So now I'm back to zero friends. Natalie: Mr. Monk, I'm your friend. Adrian Monk: Because I pay you! Natalie: You don't pay me that much.