Natalie Quote #10
Quote from Natalie in Mr. Monk and the Red Herring
Natalie: Mr. Franklin, I'm Natalie Teeger. I'm Julie's mother.
Mr. Franklin: Oh, yes. I remember you from parents' night. Excuse the mess. We've been making volcanoes.
Natalie: Did you tell Julie that she couldn't bring her fish to the science fair?
Mr. Franklin: Yes. I did. Mrs. Teeger, sit, please. [Natalie doesn't move] Or stand. That's fine. Mrs. Teeger, you need to understand I teach science, not science fiction. I can't approve a project if a student is just making things up.
Natalie: Are you saying Julie is lying?
Mr. Franklin: I don't know what to say. I've seen Julie's fish. It's an ordinary crimson marble fish. She said she's had it since she was five.
Natalie: Yeah, that's right.
Mr. Franklin: That's impossible. A marble fish lives a year, year and a half at most. Either Julie's mistaken, or she's trying to pull a fast one. Either way, I have an obligation to my other students.
‘Mr. Monk and the Red Herring’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Applicant #2: You're looking for someone to start right away?
Adrian Monk: That's right.
Applicant #2: What would my hours be?
Adrian Monk: 9 A.M...
Applicant #2: Until?
Adrian Monk: Until one...
Applicant #2: 1 P.M?
Adrian Monk: Until one of us dies.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's a goldfish.
Adrian Monk: Well, technically, it's a crimson marble fish.
Lieutenant Disher: Is it extinct?
Captain Stottlemeyer: If it was extinct, we wouldn't be looking at it, would we?
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: Sir, there's gotta be a connection here. Do you know the odds against two different men breaking into the same house in the same week?
Captain Stottlemeyer: No, I don't. Do you?
Lieutenant Disher: No.