Adrian Monk Quote #2671

Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man

Captain Stottlemeyer: I guess I can take that ring back.
Adrian Monk: Not yet.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Monk, it's over. I happen to be an expert on the subject.
Adrian Monk: Well, I'm not giving up. It's gonna work out, somehow. You love her. You need her. She's your answer.
Captain Stottlemeyer: She's my answer. Where'd you hear that?
Adrian Monk: Trudy used to say it, my Trudy. Besides, I don't think I can open my hand.

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Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.

Quote from Lieutenant Disher

Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.