Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #449
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Lieutenant Disher: How'd you sleep?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Sleep, what's that? T.K. won't come to my house, she doesn't feel safe there. So we go to her place. 2 am, a car alarm goes off, she gets freaked out, we end up spending the night at the Bayside Motel on route 10. She wound up crying all night. Whoever this guy is, he's ruining my life.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, that's supposed to be my job.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Exactly.
‘Mr. Monk Is the Best Man’ Quotes
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.