Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Lieutenant Disher: How'd you sleep? Captain Stottlemeyer: Sleep, what's that? T.K. won't come to my house, she doesn't feel safe there. So we go to her place. 2 am, a car alarm goes off, she gets freaked out, we end up spending the night at the Bayside Motel on route 10. She wound up crying all night. Whoever this guy is, he's ruining my life. Lieutenant Disher: Well, that's supposed to be my job. Captain Stottlemeyer: Exactly.