Lieutenant Disher Quote #247
Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
Lieutenant Disher: I'm just saying.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, give it a rest.
Lieutenant Disher: There must have been 80 bucks in that can. For three hours work, tax free? The guy makes more money than I do. Just doing nothing. Standing there. I can do that.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, you can.
Lieutenant Disher: Well, I'm gonna do it. After work. Do it part time. Pick up a couple of bucks.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You're gonna be a living statue?
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, I am.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you. But how are we supposed to know what job you're doing?
Lieutenant Disher: I'll be painted silver.
‘Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Natalie: Mr. Monk, look, look, look! A toaster! It's in perfect condition!
Adrian Monk: No. No, thank you.
Natalie: Look, it's five dollars. Please, I'll pay for it.
Adrian Monk: Natalie, it's used. I'm not gonna make food in somebody else's toaster. Unless I'm wrong, that's how the bubonic plague got started.
Natalie: That's not true.
Adrian Monk: I said, unless I'm wrong.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Natalie: There's nobody out there.
Lieutenant Disher: No. Wait. No, there is somebody out there. And I know he's watching. I can feel it, you son of a bitch. He's looking right at this thing. Oh, I hate this guy.
[Outside, "Call 911 U Silver Bastar" crawls across the ticker. After the living statue's watch beeps, he climbs off his podium and pulls out his cell phone.]
Living Statue: Yeah, I'm here at Vincent Place, in front of the bank. I think you better get down here.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Man: I'm depositing this.
Tiffany Preston: No problem. $98. I'll just be a second.
Adrian Monk: $98?
Tiffany Preston: That's right. [Monk hands her two bills] What's this?
Adrian Monk: Make it an even hundred.
Man: Well, that's what I call service.
Tiffany Preston: Are you allowed to do that?
Man: Sure. He can.
Man #2: I'd like to cash this.
Tiffany Preston: $496. [Monk hands her four bills] $500.
Man #2: Thank you.