Quote from Lieutenant Disher in Mr. Monk Goes to the Bank
Lieutenant Disher: I'm just saying. Captain Stottlemeyer: Randy, give it a rest. Lieutenant Disher: There must have been 80 bucks in that can. For three hours work, tax free? The guy makes more money than I do. Just doing nothing. Standing there. I can do that. Captain Stottlemeyer: Yes, you can. Lieutenant Disher: Well, I'm gonna do it. After work. Do it part time. Pick up a couple of bucks. Captain Stottlemeyer: You're gonna be a living statue? Lieutenant Disher: Yes, I am. Captain Stottlemeyer: Good for you. But how are we supposed to know what job you're doing? Lieutenant Disher: I'll be painted silver.