Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #104
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk and the Captain's Wife
Captain Stottlemeyer: What is in there?
Karen Stottlemeyer: Lighting equipment.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Well, how much did that cost?
Karen Stottlemeyer: Oh, don't worry, Leland. I will pay you back.
Captain Stottlemeyer: That's not the point. What I meant was that it's- We- We can't afford lighting equipment!
Karen Stottlemeyer: Move. If I had a digital camera I wouldn't need so much lighting equipment.
Captain Stottlemeyer: We cannot afford a new camera!
Captain Stottlemeyer: Karen, I do not want to have another fight!
Karen Stottlemeyer: I would love to have another fight, because I am sick and tired of this one. Don't forget about the farmer's market, and don't pretend to forget about the farmer's market.
‘Mr. Monk and the Captain's Wife’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Dr. Kroger: Well, it's still a tough case. How do you feel?
Adrian Monk: I'm torn. Half of me is worried about Karen, and 40% is worried about Captain Stottlemeyer, and 5% is relieved that somebody finally understands what I've been going through.
Dr. Kroger: You know that's not 100%?
Adrian Monk: I know. I always keep part of me empty for... for emergencies.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: Scabs go home! Scabs!
Adrian Monk: All right.
Sharona: Scabs. Union! Union! Scabs go home! Union! [dog barks]
Adrian Monk: What are you doing?
Sharona: Well, I'm a union girl.
Adrian Monk: Since when?
Sharona: Since I started working for you. Scabs go home! I should start my own shop.
Adrian Monk: Do it. I'll join you.
Sharona: You're not allowed. You're management.
Adrian Monk: Oh, yeah? Good. Get rid of the dog.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Adrian Monk: Bare feet? Why would a sniper go barefoot?
Sharona: Especially at 6:00 in the morning. It's been freezing.
Lieutenant Disher: Maybe he was an American Indian? An American Indian sniper? Maybe it was an uprising against technology.
Adrian Monk: That doesn't make a lot of sense. Hardly any, really.
Lieutenant Disher: Oh, Native American.
Adrian Monk: That doesn't help.