Adrian Monk Quote #374
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Adrian Monk: Not too much off the top. Just an eighth of an inch.
Sharona: I know.
Adrian Monk: Okay. I- I wanna look rugged, but not too macho.
Sharona: Don't worry. You're not gonna look too macho.
Adrian Monk: It's a little long. You know, this was not in my job description.
Sharona: What happened to your regular barber?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. Every time I go there, it's closed.
Sharona: I wonder why.
Adrian Monk: Last time I went, I thought I saw him in the back room, but I guess it couldn't have been him. See? You're- You're still long. You see that? That's three-sixteenths.
Sharona: Adrian, these are very sharp scissors. Don't piss me off.
Monk Quotes
‘Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy’ Quotes
Quote from Adrian Monk
Diane Luden: Oh. That was from last year. They ran a profile on Elliott in the magazine. Page 53.
Adrian Monk: Page 53. [opens magazine, immediately shuts it] Five-three. Five-three. [opens magazine, once again shuts it, groans]
Diane Luden: Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk?
Sharona: He is now.
Adrian Monk: [drops magazine] Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.
Quote from Adrian Monk
Sapphire Girl: Hello. You wanna take me home?
Adrian Monk: I can't. I don't have a driver's license. I-I mean I have one, technically, but I hardly ever use it. I have trouble with the left turns. And the right turns. Turning. And yielding. Turning and yielding.
Quote from Sharona
Sharona: You okay?
Adrian Monk: Uh, the sign in front of that hotel they misspelled "Kiwanis."
Sharona: You mean that sign five blocks away? What, you want me to go down there and have them fix it?
Adrian Monk: No. No, you don't have to do that. Maybe we could call them.
Sharona: [closes the blinds] There. Sign's fixed.