Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Meets the Playboy
Diane Luden: Oh. That was from last year. They ran a profile on Elliott in the magazine. Page 53. Adrian Monk: Page 53. [opens magazine, immediately shuts it] Five-three. Five-three. [opens magazine, once again shuts it, groans] Diane Luden: Are you a religious man, Mr. Monk? Sharona: He is now. Adrian Monk: [drops magazine] Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe. Wipe.