Adrian Monk: Not too much off the top. Just an eighth of an inch.
Sharona: I know.
Adrian Monk: Okay. I- I wanna look rugged, but not too macho.
Sharona: Don't worry. You're not gonna look too macho.
Adrian Monk: It's a little long. You know, this was not in my job description.
Sharona: What happened to your regular barber?
Adrian Monk: I don't know. Every time I go there, it's closed.
Sharona: I wonder why.
Adrian Monk: Last time I went, I thought I saw him in the back room, but I guess it couldn't have been him. See? You're- You're still long. You see that? That's three-sixteenths.
Sharona: Adrian, these are very sharp scissors. Don't piss me off.