Adrian Monk Quote #2674
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Stephanie Briggs: Here, you take this. You're gonna walk me to my car. Here we go. Put your hands down, just walk natural. Walk like a normal person.
Captain Stottlemeyer: I bet you a week's pay that that's a nine millimetre.
Adrian Monk: It's the same gun you killed Martin Kettering with, isn't it?
Captain Stottlemeyer: What was it doing with my tuxedo?
Adrian Monk: That's what this whole thing has been about. You were in that group with Martin Kettering, you've been a fugitive for 12 years.
Stephanie Briggs: Just shut up.
Adrian Monk: I already started, it's very hard for me to stop.
Captain Stottlemeyer: It's true, you have to let him finish. Go ahead.
Adrian Monk: I'll make it quick. Here's what happened. You reinvented yourself. You had a good job, a new life. Then a few weeks ago, you walked into that flower shop, and your past caught up with you. He had a dead end job, he had nothing to lose. You had everything to lose. I'm guessing he wanted money. What did you do, promise to help him? You agreed to pay him off. So you lured him to those woods. He had no ideas he was in danger until it was too late. You killed him in cold blood. And after you shoot him, you burned the body. And you were safe again. But then it all went wrong, didn't it? On the way home...
Captain Stottlemeyer: She got pulled over.
Adrian Monk: She still had the gun, the murder weapon. She only had a few seconds to hide it. She panicked. Just before the cop stepped up to the car, she hid the gun inside the garment bag with your tuxedo.
Captain Stottlemeyer: This was your third speeding offense. They impounded the car, and I took the bag up to my office.
Adrian Monk: She knew as soon as you opened that garment bag, you'd find the gun, which explains the break-in.
Captain Stottlemeyer: She was looking for the garment bag.
Adrian Monk: When that didn't work she got desperate. The phone calls, the car fire.
Captain Stottlemeyer: She was trying to scare T.K.
Adrian Monk: So T.K. would call off the wedding.
Stephanie Briggs: Are you guys done?
Adrian Monk: No, I have a little more...
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Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
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Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.