Adrian Monk Quote #2667
Quote from Adrian Monk in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Lieutenant Disher: And do you have an address for Charlie?
Joy: No! That is the thing! I wish I did and I don't.
Lieutenant Disher: So you don't know where he lived.
Joy: No.
Lieutenant Disher: Could you check your records? I'm sure it's on one of his W-2's.
Joy: I'm not gonna lie to you, I have to be honest. I'm a truth-teller. I don't think he ever filled out any forms. I just paid him in cash once a week off the books. He didn't believe in banks.
Lieutenant Disher: That's against the law.
Joy: Well, whose law?
Adrian Monk: Whose law?!
Joy: Exactly!
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Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
Quote from Lieutenant Disher
Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.