Captain Stottlemeyer Quote #438
Quote from Captain Stottlemeyer in Mr. Monk Is the Best Man
Lieutenant Disher: Figure it's a drifter sleeping in the park, some kids come by, they shoot him, then set him on fire, found a nine millimetre shell right over here.
Captain Stottlemeyer: A couple of kids shot him first?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I think so. His back wasn't as well done. So he wasn't rolling around. I think most people would, you know, roll around instinctively. You know?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Right.
Lieutenant Disher: We found this too. Rum, probably his own bottle.
Captain Stottlemeyer: 151. That'll do it. Any prints on the bottle?
Lieutenant Disher: No, wiped down.
Captain Stottlemeyer: Oh, kids would not wipe down the bottle, there's something wrong here. Call Monk, have him meet us at the morgue.
Lieutenant Disher: Yes, sir.
Captain Stottlemeyer: You can cover that up now. [sings] I love to go out fishing on a river or a creek But I do not love it half as much as Dancin' cheek to cheek, Oh heaven.
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Lieutenant Disher: So who's on your short list?
Captain Stottlemeyer: I've been at this all morning. Most of these guys are either in jail or dead.
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, or both.
Captain Stottlemeyer: No. Nobody is both.
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Lieutenant Disher: [sings and plays guitar] Cupid was a gun for hire Took aim at Leland Stottlemeyer Who's love was wallowed in the mire We love you TK Stottlemeyer! Mr. And Mrs. Stottlemeyer.
Natalie: Sounds a little like Light My Fire.
Lieutenant Disher: What part?
Natalie: The words. And the music. Why don't you just play the wedding march?
Lieutenant Disher: Yeah, I am I am during the service. This is for after. This is for the reception. This is my gift. It's either that or a trash compactor.
Natalie: Can't go wrong with a trash compactor.
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Captain Stottlemeyer: Okay, we have a victim founded in Colin Park. He was shot once and then burned.
Adrian Monk: I read the file, so where are we?
Captain Stottlemeyer: Still unidentified. Randy, what do we know about him?
Lieutenant Disher: Well, we know he was flammable. That's pretty much it.